《美国战队:世界警察》(Team America: World Police)[DVDRip]

能把木偶剧拍成限制级的，导演的确有才华！！！顺便说下：强烈建议各位挂上英文字幕！强烈建议小朋友不要看本片！！如果你喜欢本片风格，不妨再去看看《南方公园》

影片一开头，一派和平美好的法国街头景象，配乐那个悠扬啊，感觉像在看罗马假日一样，然后恐怖组织拿着炸弹出现了，然后美国战队出现了，于是埃菲尔铁塔倒了，卢浮宫毁了，当然这跟恐怖分子没有太大的关系，都是美国大兵搞的鬼。结果恐怖分子被击毙了，法国也毁了，美国战队鼓舞欢腾，接下来是恶俗的爱情桥段。短短的5分钟，在讽刺美国大兵的同时，顺便恶搞了好莱坞枪战电影中所有经典俗套情节。
　　 镜头一转，主角唱着“Everyone has AIDS”在百老汇出场了，歌很好听，歌词很汗，由此带出了本片的主旨——Actor save the world，电影正式开演。前半段只能说是普通水平的讽刺动画，但到了后半段，本片晋升经典之列。
　　 你可以很汗的看到两个木偶在镜头上用各种姿势fxxking，就因为这段，我汗了好久。。。
　　 你可以看到金正日唐僧般哀怨的唱着“I'm lonely”，然后把所有的L都发成了R，那首歌居然挺好听。
　　 你可以看到好莱坞众多熟悉的面孔被制成木偶，组成了一个简称为F.A.G.的团体（--b），然后轮流被爆头。
　　 等等等等。
　　 接下来摘录一下本片最经典的理论：dick, pussy, asshole论。
　　 There are three kinds of people：
　　 Dicks，pussies and assholes.
　　 Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna [内容被过滤，请注意论坛文明] all the time without thinking it through.
　　 But then you got your assholes.
　　 And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
　　 So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while,
　　because pussies get [内容被过滤，请注意论坛文明]ed by dicks.
　　 But dicks also [内容被过滤，请注意论坛文明] assholes.
　　 And if they didn't [内容被过滤，请注意论坛文明] the assholes， you know what you'd get?
　　 You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
　　 本段话在影片的最后还做了个升华。
　　 We're reckless， arrogant， stupid dicks.
　　 And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
　　 And Kim Jong ll is an asshole.
　　 Pussies don't like dicks， because pussies get [内容被过滤，请注意论坛文明]ed by dicks.
　　 But dicks also [内容被过滤，请注意论坛文明] assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
　　 Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
　　 But the only thing that can [内容被过滤，请注意论坛文明] an asshole is a dick with some balls.
　　 The problem with dicks is that sometimes they [内容被过滤，请注意论坛文明] too much.
　　 Or [内容被过滤，请注意论坛文明] when it isn't appropriate.
　　 And it takes a pussy to show them that.
　　 But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
　　 Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
　　 I don't know much in this crazy， crazy world,but I do know that if you don't let us [内容被过滤，请注意论坛文明] this asshole,
　　we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
　　 最后，这部电影的音乐都很好听，歌词都很好玩。

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