《神鞭》(Magic Braid)[DVDRip]
徐守莉 ...... 金菊花
陈宝国 ...... 玻璃花
张炎 ...... 金子仙
张源 ...... 佐川秀郎
陈新 ...... 刘四叔
杨广森 ...... 戴奎一
崔络文 ...... 索天响
郑天滽 ...... 杨殿起
刘连辉 ...... 飞来凤
罗兰·费希尔 ...... 贝哈姆
胡小毛 ...... 小个子
张效禹 ...... 马老爷
杨钊 ...... 展老爷
阎敏 ...... 王老六
陈耀华 ...... 冯掌柜
陈洁 ...... 冯婆子
韩家勇 ...... 死崔
徐敬义 ...... 狗剩
李凤萍 ...... 曹福田
李仲槐 ...... 殷师傅
邱渝贞 ...... 胡妈
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◎译 名 神鞭
◎片 名 Sen blain
◎年 代 1986 年
◎国 家 中国
◎类 别 冒险
◎语 言 普通话
◎字 幕 中文/英文
◎IMDB评分 5.6/10 (9 votes)
◎IMDB链接 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397625
◎文件格式 XviD + AC3
◎视频尺寸 624 x 336
◎文件大小 1CD 30 x 50MB
◎片 长 01:34:39
◎导 演 张子恩
◎主 演 王亚为 ...... 傻二
徐守莉 ...... 金菊花
陈宝国 ...... 玻璃花
张炎 ...... 金子仙
张源 ...... 佐川秀郎
陈新 ...... 刘四叔
杨广森 ...... 戴奎一
崔络文 ...... 索天响
郑天滽 ...... 杨殿起
刘连辉 ...... 飞来凤
罗兰·费希尔 ...... 贝哈姆
胡小毛 ...... 小个子
张效禹 ...... 马老爷
杨钊 ...... 展老爷
阎敏 ...... 王老六
陈耀华 ...... 冯掌柜
陈洁 ...... 冯婆子
韩家勇 ...... 死崔
徐敬义 ...... 狗剩
李凤萍 ...... 曹福田
李仲槐 ...... 殷师傅
邱渝贞 ...... 胡妈
◎简 介
清朝末年,天津卫一年一度的皇会上,人山人海。当地大盐商展老爷新娶的小老婆飞来凤正在看台上观赏。忽然她的旧情人、本地有名的地痞"玻璃花"举凳横到高跷会前,他是存心当众恶心攀上高枝的飞来凤。几个人上前相劝,都被噎了回去。这时一个卖炸豆腐的憨实汉子傻二上前请求放行,玻璃花见来人是个卖炸豆腐的,便使起撒泼手段,傻二迫不得已以辫子还击,将玻璃花抽得重重摔倒在地,狼狈溜走。玻璃花当众出丑,岂肯罢休,便纠集一些武林高手与傻二较量,不料,弹弓王戴奎一、津门武林祖师爷索天响、东洋武士佐川秀郎都败在了傻二的辫子下,反而使傻二名声大振,他的大辫子被尊称为"神鞭"。傻二与邻居菊花姑娘成了亲,小日子过得蛮好。转眼间,八国联军侵入中国,傻二在刘四叔引导下加入了义和团,他甩动"神鞭"冲锋陷阵,英勇杀敌。可是,一次战斗中,傻二的"神鞭"被洋枪打断了,他失魂落魄地回到家中。到了民国初年,在外混了多年的玻璃花,披着一身军皮,回到天津。他不忘傻二当年使他出丑的事,寻机向傻二挑衅。尽管他枪法不灵,但傻二也有些紧张。几天后,傻二与菊花悄悄地离家远走他乡。几年后的一天,傻二和菊花突然出现在玻璃花面前,这次是他们主动会玻璃花而来。傻二手抢双枪,发发命中,使玻璃花称好叫绝。当傻二摘下围巾,露出"神鞭"已荡然无存的光头时,玻璃花惊呆了。傻二告诉他:祖宗的东西再好,到了该割的时候也得割,辫子剪了,神留着,一变还得是绝活。然后,飞身上马,消失在一片金色的树林中。
Runtime ...... 01:34:39
Source........ DVDR
Release Date.. 09/03/16
Video Info ... XVID
Frame Rate.... 23.976 fps
Resolution.... 624x336
Audio Info ... AC3
File Size .... 1400MB
Language ..... Mandarin
Subtitle ..... Chinese, English
Rating ....... 5.5
URL .......... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397625/
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yshmily520
2009/03/17 09:14:07 52楼
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2009/03/17 13:54:15 61楼
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2009/03/17 15:21:37 62楼
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wenjiestep
2009/03/17 15:24:42 63楼
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jayebob
2009/03/17 20:17:25 69楼
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你觉得辫子很恶心?可是你的曾曾曾爷爷曾经也留着这样的辫子,难道你也认为他很恶心?你应该庆幸没有出生在那个年代,而不是诋毁中国人的历史。
我们尊重任何统治过中国的外来民族(后来大家融合成一家人,那是另外一回事),我们尊重历史。不鄙视辫子,但也不能崇尚,如果是中国人的话。当然,少数民族我们要尊重。
jasonkuang
2009/03/18 23:58:43 80楼
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2009/03/21 12:14:11 82楼
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2009/03/28 16:44:39 88楼
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嘿,瞧她那神气劲
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先前还是侯家后“香桃店”里的窑姐呢
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才当上几天展家的小婆
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就想露头露脸了,哼!
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看台上那堆点心啊
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正经八摆的是祥德斋的八大件
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这娘们儿,存心摆阔
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折腾展老爷的钱哪
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展老爷怎么没来啊
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00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:23,558
哎,听说他是上京城去办盐务去了
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00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:27,862
您看那高跷会、花鼓会的行头
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可都是咱家老爷花了钱的
哼
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去,把帖子送过去
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是
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劳驾诸位啦
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哥儿几个卖点力气啊,卖点力气
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照刚才那样儿
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再给三爷我演十八遍
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点心包二奶奶那儿有的是
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她替三爷我给了
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三爷,您老给个面儿
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过去的姑娘的都兴截会
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就不兴你三爷截会吗
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好,单给三爷演两遍
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嘛?两遍?
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你耳朵带眼了吗?啊?
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三爷我要看十八遍
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十八遍
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三爷闹事来了
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哪个三爷?
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估衣街上的大混混玻璃花啊
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哦,没错
就是他
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那个地痞头啊
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哦,我明白了
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他过去呀,跟那台上那个小娘们是老相好的
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这会儿啊,是诚心给她添堵来了
哦
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哎,他那只眼睛啊
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就是到窑子里要份子给打坏的
哦
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这小子,可是个不要命的
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三爷,您就放行吧
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后边还压着三、四十道会呢
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三爷,就让我们过会吧,求求您了
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是啊,求求您了
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您老人家行行好,让我们走吧
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今儿个,不刮西北风
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怎么听得夜壶响哪?
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嘿,你个大傻把儿,嗯?
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哪位没提裤子呀,嗯?把你给露出来了
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三爷,问他是吃什么长大的啊?
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这是嘛地界,啊?
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你也敢扎一头吗?
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您就放行吧
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真不像话!
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放行?哼!你拿嘛孝敬三爷?啊?
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就拿你脑袋顶那块绸子啊?哼!
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给三爷当擦脚布吧!
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嘿嘿!
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谢三爷
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活该
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这辫子真粗哎
嘿,这大辫子
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嘿嘿,你这条辫子不赖啊
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揪下来,给三爷玩玩
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哎,三爷…
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哎,你别说,这可以,这个…
嗯,有功夫
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得,较上劲了
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三爷,能吃这个亏
那可不嘛
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好
您别…您别…
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三爷就是要你的辫子
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有两手啊
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辫子…
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打他
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你把这么个无赖放进店里,可怎么办?
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一日三餐还得伺候着看病吃药
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我叫捕快来,把他抓走
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哎唷,我的奶奶,你就别找事了
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那天啊,是混星子死崔把玻璃花扶进来的
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要是惹了这帮家伙
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将来咱们还想在估衣街上做买卖啊?
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哼!损!
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哎?你干嘛呀?
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我有我的折儿,哼…
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老娘啊,就找那个死崔想办法去
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炸豆腐?
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爹
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三爷!三爷!
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我可给您打听好了
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那玩辫子的主啊
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在西头挑担儿卖炸豆腐
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人叫傻二,这是贱名
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嘛叫贱名?
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天津卫的孩子,打小就有贱名
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傻蛋、狗粒、狗蛋
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大臭、二臭、狗不理秃子…
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还有那大眼贼儿
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这是为了叫阎王爷听见瞧不上
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他就长命了
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少扯那个,他的窝在哪儿啊?
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西头城墙根是他家
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从小练武,祖传的武功,好家伙啦
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那傻二啊,拿辫子当刀枪使唤
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指到哪儿打到哪儿,那辫子一甩呀
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简直是千手观音呢
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那傻二还说了
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嗯?
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骂三爷的话,我可不敢说
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00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,622
说!快他妈说
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他要把您三爷的两只眼睛
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抽成一对玻璃花
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往后让您三爷,连饭锅茅坑都分不出来
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死崔,你跟我说说
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有嘛办法对付这个傻把儿?
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三爷,我早就惦记着跟您说了
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咱不能这么窝囊
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天津卫你有那么多的朋友
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谁有绝招咱就请谁呗
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看了!看了!看了啊!生牛肉啊!
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00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,241
看了!看了!吃了!吃了啊!
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00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,614
化食丹啊!灵丹妙药,生冷全消啊!
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化食丹了!化食丹了啊!可以先尝后买
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化食丹!可以尝尝了哎!
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哎!哎!哎!靠边!靠边!
哎?怎么回事?
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戴爷!
戴爷!
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咱哥们麻烦你来了啊
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噢,三爷,好说
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城墙隔人不隔义气,里面请
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哎!化食丹!化食丹!哎!
快来买!快来买!可以尝尝!
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哎!对对对,哎!
可以尝的,哎!尝两粒
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前儿,崔四爷来过
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把您的话捎给我了
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哥们弟兄没说的
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不过,那卖豆腐的傻小子
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值我这一个泥球吗?啊?
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戴爷
嗯?
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听那傻把儿跟人家说,您是属螃蟹的
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嘛意思?
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骂您像螃蟹
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骨头长外面边,肉长里边,外硬里软
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还说什么…
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要论胳膊大腿之外的功夫
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谁也顶不过他那根辫子
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哼
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他说您的弹弓,不过是小菜
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嗯?什么?
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戴爷,人家说他是神鞭
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就是神仙,我也要把他射下来
好
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好
147
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:07,325
我还有一招儿呢
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戴爷,这回管叫那傻把儿的脑袋成漏勺,对吧?
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三爷,前面的就是了
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耍狗尾巴的,三爷我找上门来了
开门!开门!开门!
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他不开门
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我在这儿
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大傻把儿,今个儿,你三爷的哥们
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南市弹弓王—戴爷
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给你换换眼珠子来啦
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哎,我这个属螃蟹的要来会会神鞭
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咱们怎么个玩法?
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您的功夫我见过、见过
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戴爷,他就不说功夫好坏
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见过、见过算嘛?
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吹糖人、捏面人的咱也见过
就是
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来吧
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哎!楞着干吗?走啊
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您打我三个泥丸,咱就算完
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三个?不用
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一个就穿瓢
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看着
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爹
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爹,傻哥真神,他怎么会有这种功夫?
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匪夷所思,匪夷所思啊
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在哪儿?在哪儿?
在这儿!在这儿!
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铁的
铁的
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铁的!铁的啊!
好家伙
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戴爷
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嗯?
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今儿咱们算交个朋友
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我跟您无冤无仇
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一定是有人在用瞎话赚您呐
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二爷是亮堂人,奎一佩服
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哎,这是一条好汉…
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戴爷,戴爷,戴爷…
咱可不能就这么算了啊
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你别听那傻把儿得便宜卖乖的话
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咱这一走,可就算栽给他了
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滚!差不点叫你砸了我的牌子
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戴爷,戴爷,戴爷
您不是还有一手嘛,啊?
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换眼珠子嘛,对吧?
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别,别,别…
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再啰嗦,我先给你换个眼珠儿
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戴爷,戴爷,您是我爷爷
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你笑嘛?
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三爷
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哟!怎么?还想来混啊?
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听说你给南市
194
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:05,222
卖化食丹的磕头、尿裤子来着
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快找那二奶奶啊,给你洗洗去吧
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这会儿啊
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00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:13,396
估衣街没你的地盘儿了
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做嘛?
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好啊,破鼓乱人捶啊
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等三爷把那傻把儿的辫子揪下来
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咱们再算帐!哼!
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让开!让开!
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00:22:52,072 --> 00:22:58,031
嘿!嘛人这么神气?
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索老爷
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津门武林祖师爷——素天响索老爷到
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傻把儿,还愣什么
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还不快请索老爷
老爷,请
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有请索老爷
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索爷
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踢死一只苍蝇
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傻把儿,你听说过吗
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脚踢苍蝇,单指拿大鼎
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是躺在蜘蛛网上睡觉
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这是咱们索老爷的三绝呀
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傻把儿,你可算是开了眼了
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请索老爷屋里坐,我给您泡茶去
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索老爷是嘛身份?
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能进你的狗窝吗?
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请
请
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去!让开!让开!让开!
去!去!去…走!
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你请坐
索爷,请
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你不是要拿什么神鞭
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把我当冰猴抽吗?
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没、没说这话
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我问你,你的功夫是跟谁学的,啊?
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祖传的
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哪门哪派啊?
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没门没派算什么武功?
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00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:06,537
那是江湖小技,不登大雅
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我先考考你的见识
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天津卫何人的武功最高啊?
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嘿!傻把儿,你连这都不知道?
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自然是咱们索师父了
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下边才是霍元甲
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00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:28,391
鼻子李、铁手黄
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武林人常说南拳北腿,你会几种啊?
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听说过吗?
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00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,836
我爹说梅花拳挺厉害
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00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:47,811
胡说!南北都有梅花拳
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你说的是那一路啊?
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00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:52,809
北方查拳分十路
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一路母子,二路行手
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三路飞脚,四路升平
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五路关东,六路埋伏
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七路才是梅花呀
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南拳分大小梅花拳
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并非十分厉害
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00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:12,834
厉害的要数刘拳、插拳、洪佛拳
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白眉拳、龙形拳、虎鹤双形拳
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南仗拳、螳螂拳、黑虎拳
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铁线拳、太虎拳、龙门拳
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双线拳、蔡李佛拳,还有天罡拳
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大傻把儿
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听傻了吧?你有师娘吗?啊?
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00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:44,533
你上辈子没说
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00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:48,539
这点儿功夫是从哪路拳里化出来的吗?
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形意吧?好像是
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我爹曾对我说过
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祖上的辫子功
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是从豹子甩尾巴里边悟出来的
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00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:02,019
胡说!胡说!你要讲少林武拳还扯的上
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00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:10,193
形意的“十二形”为熊、鹞、龙
虎、鼍、燕、蛇、猴、马、鸡、鹰、骀,那来的豹?
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形意要六合
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心与意合,意与气合
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气与力合,肩与胯合
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手与足合
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00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:21,338
还有三层道理,三层功夫,你可懂?
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真好笑,凭你这点道行
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00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:31,503
还想在津门武林插脚?哼!
哼!
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傻大个,你该不是缺心眼儿吧?
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索老师傅,我只会耍两下辫子
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从没想过往武林里扎
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好哇
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00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:54,938
今天,我要试试你的功夫
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咱们说好,只许动手脚
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可不许动你的辫子
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00:28:11,756 --> 00:28:15,692
我这叫三十六招连环脚,你瞧着
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您老歇歇吧
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既然你累了,我让你喘喘
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我去给您泡杯茶去
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傻哥
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你小子言而无信
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称不上武林中人,咱们说好的不用辫子
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那刀
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好,好,你等着
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00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:41,512
改天叫你尝尝少林正宗“山”字辈的佛门拳
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00:29:41,522 --> 00:29:47,942
所谓内、初、山、寺、团、同、胜、
国、少、年、用…都是大架佛门
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“山”字是前三辈,使用这功夫
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00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,984
保叫你断肋折骨,皮开肉裂
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00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:54,093
你等着瞧吧
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00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:02,026
我摸这个,我来摸这个
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00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:07,927
哎!胡了
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00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:10,304
我自摸
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真的
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手气真不错呀
我就知道我这把牌准赢
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00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:24,321
展爷,新嫂夫人托您的洪福
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00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:28,892
真是把把叫胡啊
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00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:34,391
我展某是托皇上的洪福
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00:30:34,465 --> 00:30:38,424
祖宗的阴德呀
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00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:44,808
哎,杨老板,你听说神鞭没有?
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00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:48,610
昨天,下人们告诉我
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00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,616
武林宗师索天响也败在了他的手下
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00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:59,487
大清祖先给咱们留下的辫子
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00:30:59,557 --> 00:31:03,493
可真是出神入化,所向无敌呀
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00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,499
展爷
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00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:19,509
您从我铺子里买的这些洋钟可好啊
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00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:29,108
好,好,这些洋货真他妈好
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00:31:30,755 --> 00:31:34,691
对,对,国货没有洋货好
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00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:39,285
国术怕也比不上洋术吧
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00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,829
我有一个英国朋友
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00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:47,531
最近从日本请了一个东洋保镖
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00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:51,507
此人身怀绝技呀
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00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:55,702
他专会揪小辫
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00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:59,906
俗话说天外有天,一物降一物啊
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00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:20,935
傻哥
嗯?
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00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:23,701
哦,菊花
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00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,903
多谢小姐昨天提醒我一声“注意”
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00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:29,811
您的功夫是怎么练的?
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00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,906
你瞧
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00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:34,008
从小我爹教我这么吊着练功
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00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:36,713
噢,你这是练功啊?
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00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:40,690
小时候,我还以为是你爹罚你呢
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00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:53,326
是我
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00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:57,602
你吓死我了,玻璃花
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00:32:57,675 --> 00:33:00,303
我缺钱花,白天找你
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00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:01,902
门口差人不让进
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00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,414
还放个大狼狗咬我
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00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,507
你闹皇会坑了我
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00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:07,209
老爷回来说
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00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:09,219
在天津丢了他的面子
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00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:11,079
我都成甩货啦
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00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:15,792
哎呀,三爷也栽到底了
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00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:18,693
连锅伙的小混混都欺负我
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00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:22,324
妈的,偏偏傻把儿的辫他倒神起来了
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00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,526
哎
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00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:26,331
今儿个晚上,我可听说有个洋武士
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00:33:26,404 --> 00:33:28,804
姓左,专会揪辫子
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00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:30,204
什么?
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00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:34,210
广来洋货店的杨老板说的呀
哦
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00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,308
你快走
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00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:43,513
钱
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00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:44,990
你快走啊
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00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:48,990
走,走,死鬼,快走
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00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,699
三爷,让你久等了
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00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:15,111
三爷,又有什么好东西拿出来瞧瞧
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00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:19,088
杨老板,哥们儿求您一件事
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00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,192
听说那个…
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00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:26,196
是不是想见个人呢?
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00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:30,528
我知道你会来
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00:34:30,601 --> 00:34:34,503
这事儿不好办呢
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00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:48,316
怎么?
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00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:51,082
你说的那对铜炉
353
00:34:51,155 --> 00:34:54,886
那是人家的啊
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00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:56,085
三爷
355
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,096
去紫竹林求洋人,那可是要见面礼的
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00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:07,604
东洋武士要是把神鞭撂倒了
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00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:11,608
三爷,您下半辈子不又精神了
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00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:17,815
东西嘛,是身外之物
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00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:21,818
再说,我也不会亏待你呀
360
00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:39,025
三爷,您喝茶
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00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:54,011
把那个东西借给三爷
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00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:57,987
嘛?嘛东西?
363
00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:03,382
你们家箱底那对铜炉呢?
364
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:15,898
哼
365
00:36:17,639 --> 00:36:19,898
我看你是舍不得呀,啊?
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00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:34,381
别,别,别别别…
我给你拿,我给你拿
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00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:37,786
杨老板
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00:36:41,067 --> 00:36:47,003
杨老板,您看看货,真正的宣德炉
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00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:52,397
不错…嗯?哪儿有像你这样不伦不类的打扮
370
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:57,103
还不快把洋背心脱下来
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00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:03,186
上车,去紫竹林
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00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:05,786
驾
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00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:27,300
这是英租界
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00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:01,900
傻二,听说你身有绝技
375
00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:07,210
本千总派你个小缺
376
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:11,085
让你到护城营当个什长
377
00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:15,091
专教武功,如何?
378
00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:20,686
大、大人,傻二世代为民
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00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:21,891
不会做官
380
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,702
还是让小的去卖…
381
00:38:25,566 --> 00:38:25,402
卖炸豆腐吧
382
00:38:36,502 --> 00:38:40,015
也好,今日…
383
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:43,986
本千总与天津卫的各府…
384
00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:49,382
县、镇、署、各营的老爷们聚会
385
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:55,888
让你亮亮功夫,助兴
386
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:05,606
哎?他姥姥的,都拿三爷不当人
387
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:09,612
哎,三爷,别乱骂,别乱骂
388
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:16,486
这是洋人玩的,叫网球
389
00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:25,491
她说嘛?
390
00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:28,396
她说“对不起”,我说“别客气”
391
00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:31,697
妈的!她打了三爷你还要讲不客气,嗯?
392
00:39:31,769 --> 00:39:33,794
行了,行了,三爷,在这儿
393
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:37,807
随便一个洋人就比咱知府大三品
394
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,901
天津的租界可不是中国的地盘啊
395
00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:42,912
要是叫白帽衙门的人碰见
396
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:46,507
关你三月外带罚银子
397
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:47,676
三爷,行了
398
00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:51,688
去请东洋武士给你出气要紧,听见没有?
399
00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:58,289
球归我了
400
00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:02,298
你看,人家来了
401
00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:06,193
少啰嗦,快把球还给人家
402
00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:10,206
听见没有?拿出来
403
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,907
拿彩球往你三爷头上砸
404
00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:20,883
也不要你,臭娘们
405
00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:30,084
好,好哇
406
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,079
诸位
千总爷…
407
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,684
这辫子…
408
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,696
本是大清祖宗的传家宝
409
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:13,292
想不到有此神功啊
410
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:20,199
我大清江山之元气
411
00:41:20,444 --> 00:41:24,403
沛然不衰呀
412
00:41:29,019 --> 00:41:30,179
来人啊
413
00:41:30,254 --> 00:41:31,584
喳
414
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,292
赏
415
00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:43,295
给您,这比宣德炉还早二百年呢
416
00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:47,303
是很值钱的货呀
417
00:42:04,421 --> 00:42:08,380
叫你随便看看
418
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:17,889
你瞧这儿,这个印叫大明宣德…
419
00:43:42,219 --> 00:43:44,084
先生,要点什么?
420
00:43:44,154 --> 00:43:45,883
威士忌?咖啡?
421
00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:49,892
什么?咖啡?
422
00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:55,087
嘛叫咖啡?
423
00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:50,202
这是东洋武士佐川先生
424
00:45:55,018 --> 00:45:56,986
佐爷
425
00:45:57,054 --> 00:46:00,990
求佐川先生与神鞭比武
426
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:04,385
嗨
427
00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:48,694
哦,这是日本武士佐川秀郎给你下的战表
428
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:54,600
让你后日巳时到郊外野场比武
429
00:46:54,845 --> 00:46:56,210
如果届时不去
430
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,373
就算认输了
431
00:46:58,448 --> 00:47:00,575
洋人的战表?
432
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:03,677
洋人也要和我比武?
433
00:47:03,754 --> 00:47:06,279
唉,我爹早说过
434
00:47:06,356 --> 00:47:09,689
辫子功是祖宗代代传下的
435
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,388
不到万不得已的时候不能使它
436
00:47:12,462 --> 00:47:16,262
一露出来,准得招灾惹难
437
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,995
这下可好,不得安宁
438
00:47:19,069 --> 00:47:21,697
连豆腐都卖不成了
439
00:47:21,772 --> 00:47:22,805
我要这有嘛用?
440
00:47:22,972 --> 00:47:24,405
哎?
441
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:29,111
所谓天将降大任于斯人呐
442
00:47:29,546 --> 00:47:30,478
老哥们
443
00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:34,176
怕连你自己也不知道你这条辫子的神气
444
00:47:34,251 --> 00:47:35,878
它本是祖宗显灵
445
00:47:35,953 --> 00:47:39,889
叫你振奋国威民志
446
00:47:41,725 --> 00:47:43,488
天地宇宙
447
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:49,462
中国为中啊,洋货那只是海外妖物
448
00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:53,992
洋人嘛,那也就是猫啊、狗啊变的
449
00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:58,502
傻哥,难道你怵洋人?
450
00:47:58,575 --> 00:47:59,507
戴奎一、索天响
451
00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:02,511
王砍天,哪个不败在你的手下?
452
00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:06,481
要怕洋人,算什么好汉?
453
00:48:28,038 --> 00:48:31,804
三爷
后边,后边,后边去…
454
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:35,811
佐爷,请
455
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:40,873
这就是傻二爷
456
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:09,378
好,好活
457
00:49:13,517 --> 00:49:17,078
傻把儿
458
00:49:17,154 --> 00:49:21,090
今儿个东洋哥们佐大爷,替三爷我出气来了
459
00:49:23,026 --> 00:49:23,993
怎么样?
460
00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:27,963
三爷路子野不野,嗯?
461
00:49:28,098 --> 00:49:32,091
你瞧洋大人这两下子
462
00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:38,597
你那狗尾巴能成吗?
463
00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:02,060
瞧这功夫怎么样?
464
00:50:02,132 --> 00:50:06,091
嘿,好
465
00:50:09,042 --> 00:50:10,402
好活
466
00:50:12,242 --> 00:50:13,402
傻把儿
467
00:50:13,477 --> 00:50:17,379
小心佐爷把你的小辫连脑袋一块揪下来
468
00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:59,171
哼,好
469
00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:13,662
辫子,用辫子
470
00:52:25,742 --> 00:52:29,678
佐爷,小心辫子
471
00:52:43,093 --> 00:52:44,052
好啊
472
00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:55,452
当今洋人抖威,洋货如潮
473
00:53:57,334 --> 00:54:00,997
傻二爷神功盖世,威震津门
474
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:05,007
言之有理
475
00:54:34,237 --> 00:54:38,196
请二爷收徒
476
00:54:38,341 --> 00:54:39,706
请大伙起来吧
477
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:43,678
请二爷验辫子
478
00:54:56,593 --> 00:55:00,052
二爷,你看这行吗?
479
00:55:42,238 --> 00:55:43,603
你怎么了?
480
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:47,575
傻二爷,傻二爷
您饶了我吧,饶了我吧
481
00:55:47,911 --> 00:55:48,969
到底怎么了?
482
00:55:49,045 --> 00:55:51,570
昨天杨殿起和玻璃花把我找了去
483
00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:53,275
说洋人要出一千两银子
484
00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:56,478
买二爷的辫子收藏啊
485
00:55:56,553 --> 00:55:57,781
爹,您快去看看
486
00:55:57,854 --> 00:55:59,583
不管您打我、骂我
487
00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:00,782
还是饶了我
488
00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:03,155
从今天起,我就不再在天津卫
489
00:56:03,226 --> 00:56:06,161
挑担子剃头了
490
00:56:06,229 --> 00:56:07,958
起来,起来,快起来吧
491
00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,990
王老六
492
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,372
你老糊涂了
493
00:56:19,442 --> 00:56:20,966
别看你岁数大
494
00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:24,673
到老不做人事,也不算是人
495
00:56:24,748 --> 00:56:25,772
二爷
起来,起来,起来…
496
00:56:25,849 --> 00:56:27,476
老六,你回家歇着去吧
497
00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:30,386
明天我就把钱退了去,我明天就去
498
00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:45,093
金老伯,我纳闷
499
00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:48,296
他们剪我辫子有嘛用?
500
00:56:48,371 --> 00:56:50,396
至多两年不又长出一条来吗?
501
00:56:50,473 --> 00:56:53,965
傻二,你真是块木头
502
00:56:54,043 --> 00:56:55,567
洋人想偷神鞭
503
00:56:55,645 --> 00:56:59,581
意在夺我国民的精神
504
00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:03,281
身上毛发乃祖宗精血凝成
505
00:57:03,353 --> 00:57:06,481
一根不得损伤啊
506
00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:08,547
该视为国宝才是
507
00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:12,561
应该备加爱护,焉能让洋人染指啊
508
00:57:14,497 --> 00:57:18,090
我到现在还孤身一人
509
00:57:19,697 --> 00:57:20,690
唉
510
00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:30,268
傻二,你的心思我知道
511
00:57:32,415 --> 00:57:36,374
我们家菊花…唉
512
00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:01,376
菊花,你爹都答应了
513
00:58:01,444 --> 00:58:05,380
为什么你不答应啊,啊?
514
00:58:06,516 --> 00:58:09,280
把桶放下
嗯?
515
00:58:09,352 --> 00:58:13,083
怎么了?
516
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:17,058
跟我走
517
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:48,056
菊花,你带我来这儿干什么?
518
00:59:07,510 --> 00:59:12,869
傻哥,我不能嫁人,谁也不能嫁
519
00:59:13,510 --> 00:59:14,869
啊?
520
00:59:15,019 --> 00:59:18,385
为什么呀?
521
00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:20,854
就为这片树林
522
00:59:20,924 --> 00:59:24,860
我恨这片树林子
523
00:59:25,295 --> 00:59:28,059
在我十几岁的时候
524
00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:29,860
两个洋鬼子
525
00:59:29,933 --> 00:59:33,892
就在这片树林里欺负了我
526
00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:38,173
我喊、我叫,可是出不了声
527
00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:41,072
树林子挡住了
528
00:59:41,144 --> 00:59:44,773
伙伴们也看不见
529
00:59:44,847 --> 00:59:48,078
我爹天黑了才找到我
530
00:59:48,151 --> 00:59:52,987
把我背回去,娘为这个气死了
531
00:59:54,691 --> 00:59:58,650
为什么不告?
532
01:00:00,396 --> 01:00:03,957
洋人我们上哪儿去告?
533
01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:09,294
我们谁都没告诉
534
01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:13,475
埋在心底十几年
535
01:00:19,515 --> 01:00:23,474
那你为什么告诉我?
536
01:01:17,206 --> 01:01:19,005
傻哥
537
01:03:01,911 --> 01:03:05,870
传告各家,用红纸蒙严烟囱
538
01:03:06,816 --> 01:03:08,283
不许动火吃荤
539
01:03:08,351 --> 01:03:11,946
三更时间,东西方供馒头一个
540
01:03:12,021 --> 01:03:14,957
凉水一碗,铜钱五枚
541
01:03:15,021 --> 01:03:20,897
义和拳大师兄,要到紫竹林
去拆洋毛子大炮的钢钉
542
01:03:20,997 --> 01:03:23,590
今若有成,马到成功
傻哥,快来看哪
543
01:03:23,690 --> 01:03:25,435
炮弹就落不到城里
544
01:03:25,435 --> 01:03:27,093
你快来看哪
545
01:03:27,170 --> 01:03:31,072
红灯照降神火,烧洋人的教堂了
546
01:03:50,193 --> 01:03:54,152
傻小子,你不认得我吧
547
01:03:54,497 --> 01:03:56,658
我可知道你呀
548
01:03:56,732 --> 01:03:57,892
您是
549
01:03:57,967 --> 01:03:59,491
我从廊坊来
550
01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:03,171
没听你爹说有个外号叫“青头愣”的吗?
551
01:04:03,206 --> 01:04:05,165
哎唷,刘四叔
552
01:04:05,206 --> 01:04:06,265
起来,起来,起来
553
01:04:06,306 --> 01:04:09,265
快、快、快,屋里坐,菊花
哎
554
01:04:16,919 --> 01:04:20,855
传说,你老祖宗原先练的是回心拳
555
01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:25,049
独家本领,传自佛门
556
01:04:25,127 --> 01:04:27,459
都是脑袋上的功夫
557
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:31,193
不过像和尚一样的光头
558
01:04:31,267 --> 01:04:35,169
可是清兵入关,非留辫子不可
559
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:38,572
事情把人逼到那儿了
560
01:04:38,641 --> 01:04:42,577
有能耐就变,没能耐就完蛋
561
01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:46,771
你老祖宗,这又把功夫改在了辫子上
562
01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:50,852
创出这独异气绝的辫子功
563
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:54,447
这一变又称绝活
564
01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:58,459
这一变又称绝活
哎
565
01:05:02,198 --> 01:05:06,191
傻小子,你这匾是挂给谁看的?
566
01:05:06,836 --> 01:05:09,464
洋毛子欺中华
567
01:05:09,538 --> 01:05:13,167
你身怀绝技还呆在家里干什么?
568
01:05:13,242 --> 01:05:17,178
如今大沽失陷,天津卫危急
569
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:25,353
四叔高龄?
570
01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:27,150
整七十了
571
01:05:27,223 --> 01:05:29,555
这样高龄还上阵?
572
01:05:29,625 --> 01:05:33,356
不上阵,我这一百多里下卫来干啥啊?
573
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:37,365
我老汉家里还扔着一大家子呢
574
01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:40,095
我虽舞不动铁矛钢刀
575
01:05:40,169 --> 01:05:42,069
穷哥们杀毛子的时候
576
01:05:42,138 --> 01:05:46,074
我也吹吹笛子鼓鼓劲呗
577
01:05:48,811 --> 01:05:52,770
四叔,让我入您的团吧
578
01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:55,383
不瞒你说
579
01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:57,942
今儿是义和团总头领曹福田老师
580
01:05:58,020 --> 01:05:59,851
叫我来请你的
581
01:05:59,922 --> 01:06:03,858
明儿早去看拜坛去
啊?
582
01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:28,576
快马一鞭
583
01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:30,346
南山老君
584
01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:31,852
一指天门开
585
01:06:31,921 --> 01:06:33,354
二指地门开
586
01:06:33,422 --> 01:06:36,653
要学武技,请师傅来
587
01:06:36,726 --> 01:06:37,954
北六洞中铁布衫
588
01:06:38,027 --> 01:06:39,460
止住风水不能来
589
01:06:39,528 --> 01:06:41,462
天有天道,地有地道
590
01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:45,489
齐天大圣护我身,五雷刚
591
01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:11,853
何人下山?
592
01:07:11,927 --> 01:07:15,863
我乃悟空,刀枪不入
593
01:07:38,087 --> 01:07:42,046
拿刀来试
594
01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:57,061
洋枪我也不怕
595
01:07:57,706 --> 01:08:01,665
毛子们来啊
596
01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:06,971
一身神功啊
好功夫
597
01:08:56,198 --> 01:09:00,157
大师兄来了,大师兄来了
598
01:09:07,109 --> 01:09:11,068
大师兄,大师兄…
599
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:16,751
这位是神鞭傻二
600
01:09:18,787 --> 01:09:21,255
神鞭一到,尽扫洋毛
601
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:25,259
请当众略施神功,壮我士气
602
01:09:42,811 --> 01:09:46,770
上啊
603
01:09:56,091 --> 01:10:00,050
好
604
01:10:00,696 --> 01:10:06,760
神鞭加神拳,毛子全玩完
神鞭加神拳,毛子全玩完
605
01:10:07,205 --> 01:10:12,073
好哇
何时交战,我愿同往
606
01:10:12,141 --> 01:10:14,077
好
607
01:13:34,209 --> 01:13:36,575
别怕,怕鬼才被鬼吓着
608
01:13:36,645 --> 01:13:37,947
不怕
609
01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:48,045
趴下,趴下
610
01:14:03,505 --> 01:14:08,464
殷师傅,殷师傅
611
01:14:32,701 --> 01:14:33,963
洋人害了我娘
612
01:14:34,036 --> 01:14:37,563
我操他们祖宗,杀呀
613
01:14:37,639 --> 01:14:41,575
冲啊
614
01:24:48,783 --> 01:24:50,250
大清朝改中华
615
01:24:50,318 --> 01:24:54,254
时兴剪辫子、镶金牙,剪辫子了
616
01:24:56,191 --> 01:24:57,818
哪位还剪呢?
617
01:24:57,892 --> 01:25:01,726
得利洋行经理邦办李先生
618
01:25:01,796 --> 01:25:04,629
天津路局总务股长黄先生
619
01:25:04,699 --> 01:25:08,658
他们二位得家小都已放足
620
01:25:27,389 --> 01:25:31,325
剪不得、剪不得、剪不得啊,剪不得…
621
01:25:31,489 --> 01:25:35,725
哎呀,老爷,老爷
醒醒,老爷,醒醒,老爷…
622
01:25:37,989 --> 01:25:39,725
快,拿点水来,快去
623
01:25:46,007 --> 01:25:48,339
嘛事?嘛事?
624
01:25:48,409 --> 01:25:51,344
哟,这不是三爷吗?
625
01:25:51,412 --> 01:25:55,041
多年不见,您可发了,啊?
626
01:25:55,116 --> 01:25:56,549
又还挎上洋枪了
627
01:25:56,618 --> 01:25:59,553
三爷我在关外混了几年
628
01:25:59,621 --> 01:26:03,523
这不,如今吃粮当兵了
629
01:26:03,591 --> 01:26:07,527
哎呀,狗爷,剃头革命了啊?
630
01:26:07,662 --> 01:26:09,129
三爷
631
01:26:09,197 --> 01:26:13,856
你看那边的老头,不是金秀才金子仙吗?
632
01:26:14,193 --> 01:26:19,062
金子仙?
傻二老丈人
633
01:26:22,277 --> 01:26:28,236
放开我,你们放开我,你们放开我
放开我,放开我…
634
01:26:30,985 --> 01:26:35,844
不能剪呐,辫子不能剪
不能剪呐,不能剪…
635
01:26:35,990 --> 01:26:39,926
金爷,金爷,金爷…
爷爷
636
01:26:40,990 --> 01:26:42,426
金爷,金爷…
637
01:26:42,690 --> 01:26:45,926
不能啊…
使点劲
638
01:26:45,990 --> 01:26:47,926
好
639
01:26:50,605 --> 01:26:54,541
看了,看了,剪下来了,剪下来了
640
01:27:01,482 --> 01:27:05,441
天地宇宙吾国为中啊
641
01:27:05,589 --> 01:27:13,825
他疯了,他疯了,疯了…
642
01:27:34,782 --> 01:27:38,741
人跑了?
643
01:27:40,688 --> 01:27:44,624
傻把儿跑了?
644
01:28:12,086 --> 01:28:14,247
打铁的
645
01:28:14,322 --> 01:28:18,019
我们营盘拴栅栏的大铁链子打好了没有,啊?
646
01:28:18,192 --> 01:28:22,028
哎,这就好
647
01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:24,124
我师傅想会会你
648
01:29:30,064 --> 01:29:34,057
你师傅是哪个王八蛋?
649
01:29:34,802 --> 01:29:40,738
跟我来你就知道了,敢吗?嗯?
650
01:29:41,476 --> 01:29:44,445
去就去,怕嘛?
651
01:29:44,512 --> 01:29:48,448
前两年天津卫的神鞭你知道吧,啊?
652
01:29:48,516 --> 01:29:52,452
都让你三爷给吓跑了,走
653
01:31:18,873 --> 01:31:21,433
怎么着?隔了几年
654
01:31:21,509 --> 01:31:25,445
你们俩口子想尝尝这洋枪子儿的滋味,啊?
655
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:49,263
当下,我也玩这个了
656
01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:51,134
你那两下子我知道
657
01:31:51,205 --> 01:31:54,038
我这两下子你还不知道
658
01:31:54,108 --> 01:31:58,044
我要是不告诉你,那就算我欺负你了,你瞧
659
01:32:20,701 --> 01:32:22,760
神枪,神枪
660
01:32:22,837 --> 01:32:26,329
玻璃花,你逼疯我爹的事
661
01:32:26,407 --> 01:32:30,343
今天也该算算帐了
662
01:32:51,365 --> 01:32:55,358
你,你把神鞭都剪了
663
01:32:55,703 --> 01:32:58,433
辫剪了,神留着
664
01:32:58,506 --> 01:33:02,442
对,辫剪了,神留着
665
01:33:02,977 --> 01:33:04,740
祖宗的东西再好
666
01:33:04,812 --> 01:33:08,348
该割的时候就得割
667
01:33:08,448 --> 01:33:11,819
不论怎么变,也难不死咱们
668
01:33:12,019 --> 01:33:15,921
什么新玩意都能玩到家
669
01:33:16,457 --> 01:33:20,416
一变还得是绝活




























































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不是很喜欢这些东西